The Awkward slurp is that moment whilst out in a group when it suddenly gets a awkward silence you feel the need to sip a bit of your drink to try and 'pass the awks moment' but then make it more awkward because every sips there drink at the same time...
Brody. Well down for tonight looking good...
Aven. Yeah dude check all these chicks out
Brody. I know man im all over it tonight
Damien. Ha Aven isn't Brody, how is it going with Chelsea anyway Aven
Aven. We split up 2 weeks ago..
.......awkward silence.......
Brody,Aven,Damien..... (Awkward Slurp)
When your girlfriend has diarrhea and you use a broken straw to suck such liquid from the anus
Yeah dude Macy is sick as a dog but she let me booty slurp so it’s all good
That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.
When you pee on the floor and soak it up with a t shirt and squeeze it into ones mouth.
Erin just gave me a piss slurp!
When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.
Not feeling pulling out? Just splurge and slurp.
A sexual act when one person, while sitting on the other person's face, pours a shot of good Kentucky Bourbon down his or her body so it makes it down to the awaiting partner who then audibly slurps the liquor from his or her partner's privates.
Damn, last night my girl and I got pretty freaky and did a Bourbon Slurp with Basil Hayden!
When you blow a guy so hard he ejaculates somewhat like a fire hydrant causing her to fall backwards
I gave this guy the best sloppy slurp of his life last night, I swear I fell back 4 feet!