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Awkward slurp

The Awkward slurp is that moment whilst out in a group when it suddenly gets a awkward silence you feel the need to sip a bit of your drink to try and 'pass the awks moment' but then make it more awkward because every sips there drink at the same time...

Brody. Well down for tonight looking good...

Aven. Yeah dude check all these chicks out

Brody. I know man im all over it tonight

Damien. Ha Aven isn't Brody, how is it going with Chelsea anyway Aven

Aven. We split up 2 weeks ago..

.......awkward silence.......

Brody,Aven,Damien..... (Awkward Slurp)

by IAMKINGHERO October 18, 2011


booty slurp

When your girlfriend has diarrhea and you use a broken straw to suck such liquid from the anus

Yeah dude Macy is sick as a dog but she let me booty slurp so it’s all good

by Slurpmebuns March 25, 2018


slurping the sturgeon

Giving a sloppy blow-job.

That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.

by Cronic Christoph October 6, 2016


Piss slurp

When you pee on the floor and soak it up with a t shirt and squeeze it into ones mouth.

Erin just gave me a piss slurp!

by Bootysniffer54 March 22, 2021


Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling pulling out? Just splurge and slurp.

by Noodle pap October 24, 2018


Bourbon Slurp

A sexual act when one person, while sitting on the other person's face, pours a shot of good Kentucky Bourbon down his or her body so it makes it down to the awaiting partner who then audibly slurps the liquor from his or her partner's privates.

Damn, last night my girl and I got pretty freaky and did a Bourbon Slurp with Basil Hayden!

by StSiehta May 4, 2020


sloppy slurp

When you blow a guy so hard he ejaculates somewhat like a fire hydrant causing her to fall backwards

I gave this guy the best sloppy slurp of his life last night, I swear I fell back 4 feet!

by Bigballer34 February 19, 2018