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smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.

Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020


The Greg Smeg Clegg Band

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.

I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!

by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 30, 2024


Smeg Spreader

A girl or guy who enjoys going down on uncircumcised men with built up smeggma and spreading it around on the head of the penis like whip topping on a ice cream cone.

Man 1: Hey bro you see that fine ass chick over there??
Man 2: Yeah man , u may wanna stay away from that!!
Man 1: Why homie she’s banging!!

Man 2: Maybe , but she is a smeg spreader!!!
Man 1: No way ! She likes the smegma?
Man 2: Yep and loves to spread it !!!!

by Stick1 June 21, 2021