Hector Smells

i'm hector...who are all of you...and yes i do smell like video games...perhaps sexy too

who the fuck are you people

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Smell The Hole

A crude term used to describe the initial whiff of the vaginal area given prior to performing cunnilingus. Also, it is something that Matt Mroch says to Mexican women at liquor stores.

"I was gonna eat the box, but when I had to smell the hole, I almost yakked hardcore"

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smell you

Used in the same context as 'get you'.

"I've always liked No Doubt. I don't just own Tragic Kingdom and The Singles Collection." "Oooh, smell YOU."

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goddessy smell

the smell of a beautiful woman's farts.

after my wife cut a loud, strong-smelling fart while sitting next to me on the couch i inhaled her goddessy smell and got turned on.

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Smell Centre

Situated on the Biffins Bridge or taint this is the area where the sweat for both the genitals and rectum accumulates producing a smell of great magnitude.

That smells worse than a fat mans smell centre.

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that smelly smell

When you detect bullshit

Friend 1: I have a girlfriend in Canada, but you can never meet her or talk to her because she doesn't have a phone
Friend 2: Hey do you smell that? That smelly smell?

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white smell

When a girl is preforming oral sex and takes the penis out of her mouth and a sea of sperm enters her nasal cavity.

She was a whore so I decided to give her some fresh white smell.

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