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Tossing a Jamba Juice employee's salad; tossing a salad
Justin wanted to blend a smoothie after Alisa blew him.
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An interesting blend of combinations of Ingredients to make my very own creation the Vagisil Smootie.
Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.
After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")
That vagisil smoothie tasted Hella uv good, lets get another.
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A blended beverage consisting of urine, fecal matter, ejaculate and vomit.
"So Jerry, did she drink one of your dallas smoothies yet?"
"Oh God! This tastes like a fucking dallas smoothie!"
"I want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby."
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One part sperm, one part pussy blood,
and another part sperm.
Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.
Everyone has a friend who will take any dare. Test him with an ice cold Tomato Smoothie.
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To do this you must engage a female in anal sex, and after ejaculating, you drink the liquids secreting from her ass, then simultaneously spit the fluids into her mouth. She then proceeds to swallow the substance.
Dan and I were extremly bored the other night so he decided to give me a chocolate smoothie... it was quite satisfying.
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When you stick a dick in the blender and serve it up as a Strawberry Daiquiri.
Harold was so dehydrated from running the marathon I had to get him a Dick Smoothie.
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Born of natural ingredients, this refreshing light beer is Busch Light. Often used in very rural hickish areas of the world.
"Hey man! Through me another Blue Smoothie!"
"AWWW FUCK!"
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