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To have an orgasm in one's pants; to jizz one's pants
Larry, the first time a girl hugs you, you're going to have a nerd-gasm and dolphin sneeze all up in your pants.
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Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation
John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."
Adam- "What's wrong with you?"
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A sneeze containing (male/female) ejaculate due to having the cum sniffles.
"Last night at the dinner table I had a totally embarrassing cum sneeze."
"Yuck!"
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When you feel like you're about to sneeze but it just won't happen
Guy #1: Ah, ah, ah, ah...
Guy #2: Stuck in sneeze purgatory, I see. Inhale through your nose.
Guy #1: (inhales) Ahhh-CHOO!
When your in the process of blowing the male genitals and you sneez while the cum starts rushing into your mouth. You sneeze out the coming drizzling down your tunge and your shirt. This is quite painful and bloody noses usually occur afterwords.
Girl 1: Hey Jenna how are you today.
Girl 2: Well my nose is fractured because my stupid boyfriend gave me a stupid Artic Sneeze.
Girl 3. Did someone say Artic Sneeze, I got one yesterday and now I'm eternally bleeding out of my nose.
When the pre-emptive feeling of a sneeze's inevitable presence completely succumbs your entire body and you can't seem to summon enough power to get it out.
According to many doctors the best way to end you sneeze labor is to quickly turn your head 90º into the nearest light and say purple repeatedly as fast as you possibly can.
A scale used to rate the intensity and exaggeration of a sneeze, typically from 1-10
"Did you see Arnold's sneeze? He did a complete 360!"
"Yeah, I gave him an 8.6 on the sneeze scale."