To abstain from all drugs with the exception of MUSHROOMS.
Did you hear about Jack? He gave up drinking and went full on Portland Sober!
A feeling of intermediate drunkenness where you can cycle out your sobriety and drunkenness mindsets at will. Switch from one to the other whenever you want. Still able to satisfyingly make smart executive decisions and maintain control when your sobriety is needed crucially.
Person 1: How is that guy still leading here us at Emily's place? All of us are drunk out of our minds like him but he keeps moving us forward. He's something else
Person 2: Ahh must be his sober filter special ability. He's the leader we need.
when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea
Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...
The act of hanging ten with your bros without the influence of something fierce in one person/peoples drank. Originated during the sweet swell of 1970s in California, mostly used by bros alike.
Yo dawg, sober chilling at my place tonight? Yo that sounds bomb yo.
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An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'
The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'
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pt sober (ie. phantasy tour sober). the act of being only marginally trashed on one or more substances. also known as a still publicly acceptable, milder version of spun.
e.g: "i was pt sober, i only had four beers"
"i was pt sober at the biscuits last night, i only boofed a little mahldawg and snorted some k."
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someone who is so drunk dat they think peaches are sober
Kory: Hey Karli, yer drunk
Karli: NO im not im sober as a peach!!!
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