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Socialist Mob

The branch of the Mafia that follows Communist, Marxist, Calvinist, Maoist, or other types of communal living ideals.

After storming the Winter Palace, the socialist mob rubbed out several royals by dismembering them and distributing the body parts equally among their families.

by SilverCurbsideProphet July 26, 2023


Bally socialist

A rich person trying to seem poorer than they are by sending their kids to a public school and then boast about how rich they are.

PERSON 1: Look at that kid, he looks so rich
PERSON 2: Must be a Bally socialist.

by thejpt March 9, 2023


democratic socialist

see also; champagne socialist, oxymoron, left wing populism

democratic socialist; somebody who is a left wing populist.

if you don't want to read all of this, here's your definition in simple terms; a childlike, imaginary world of how society should work.

a person, usually of upper middle class or upper class who subscribes to the idea of a classless society in which all are equal. in other words, they wish establish a welfare state. these people typically discuss a "revolution" with such cult-like behavior, that you could easily compare it to christians awaiting the rapture.

the majority of democratic socialists support Palestine, Ukraine, and the Scandinavian welfare model.

prominent (D)emocratic socialists include Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), Hasan Piker, etc.

the use of the word "democratic" means the interests of the Democratic Party (USA), and has always meant that. socialism inherently involves interventionism (soft term for authoritarianism), so the use of democratic is to simply attract more supporters, usually liberals who keep lying to themselves that they're not authoritarian.

oh, and don't EVEN get me started on that dumbfuck Hasan.

tl;dr, socialists who want to pretend to be libertarian.

Emily, (inhabitant of Pittsburgh): "Hi!!! I'm a Democratic Socialist, the wealth inequality in the US is INSANE! This is why we must raise the minimum wage, tax the rich, fund our schools and provide universal healthcare!"

Bobby, (inhabitant of Knoxville): "so Emily, how would you pay for all of that?"

Emily, (inhabitant of Pittsburgh): "SHUT UP YOU REACTIONARY!!! #BLM #ACAB #EatTheRich"

by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 9, 2024


Red Wine Socialist

Middle aged, upper middle class, women who engage in left leaning political demonstrations (presumably out of boredom or dissatisfaction with home life)

J: Becky is a red wine socialist

K: What a bitch

by S.T.R April 22, 2021


Socialist Europe

a dumbass server

Socialist Europe is a dumbass server.

by Leninismstupid August 13, 2020


Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set

Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album

by RustyLi July 31, 2018


socialist elect

Term used for the Biden/Harris campaign win taking the country in a different political direction.

The socialist elect appointed more cabinet members today.

by Jack Fenetre December 4, 2020