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A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.
Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.
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A game in which players must ejaculate on a waffle over and over, until the last player who fails to produce sperm, must consume the waffle product.
After two rounds of soggy waffles, Joe had to consume the endproduct of a well played game.
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The soggy pumpkin is given after a man sits in a hot tub for long enough that his balls become engorged and droopy. After attaining the above mentioned condition said man exits the hot tub and slaps a person in his or her forehead with his testicles while throwing up the metal sign and yelling SOGGY PUMPKIN!!!!!
I gave that dirty bitch the soggy pumpkin!
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When you are long dicking a bitch so good you feel like you ejaculate directly onto her ovaries.
I got so deep up in that hoe that I gave her a real good soggy egg.
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After blowing ones load in some chicken heads mouth, you lay your penis on her forehead, you make her spit your badger milk on a Twinkie and have her eat that bad boy in front of you. This is the Soggy Twinkie.
Nothing pleases Jackie's appetite quite like a Soggy Twinkie from her man
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A Australian Navy Custom where men on a ship gather around a table, place SAO in the middle and all ejaculate around it. The last person to ejaculate must eat the sao.
Well this is a long trip anyone up for a game of Soggy Sao?
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A sexual position where, from the koala bear position, the man smothers the breasts of a woman with eucalyptus oil, preferably with koala-like hands, while making the whining sounds of a Jew. All while wearing a bow tie.
Holy Shit I just used a gallon of eucalyptus oil while giving Whitney a soggy koala and I didn't even bring my Celine Dion CD.
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