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The soggy pumpkin is given after a man sits in a hot tub for long enough that his balls become engorged and droopy. After attaining the above mentioned condition said man exits the hot tub and slaps a person in his or her forehead with his testicles while throwing up the metal sign and yelling SOGGY PUMPKIN!!!!!
I gave that dirty bitch the soggy pumpkin!
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When you are long dicking a bitch so good you feel like you ejaculate directly onto her ovaries.
I got so deep up in that hoe that I gave her a real good soggy egg.
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After blowing ones load in some chicken heads mouth, you lay your penis on her forehead, you make her spit your badger milk on a Twinkie and have her eat that bad boy in front of you. This is the Soggy Twinkie.
Nothing pleases Jackie's appetite quite like a Soggy Twinkie from her man
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A Australian Navy Custom where men on a ship gather around a table, place SAO in the middle and all ejaculate around it. The last person to ejaculate must eat the sao.
Well this is a long trip anyone up for a game of Soggy Sao?
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A sexual position where, from the koala bear position, the man smothers the breasts of a woman with eucalyptus oil, preferably with koala-like hands, while making the whining sounds of a Jew. All while wearing a bow tie.
Holy Shit I just used a gallon of eucalyptus oil while giving Whitney a soggy koala and I didn't even bring my Celine Dion CD.
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A phrase used in general disgust
A person whose actions no one likes
Don't be a soggy poptart, no one likes a soggy poptart.
You, soggy poptart!
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The act of tipping out a wet shit into ones new Calvin’s, then getting the flabby better half to clamp onto your anus with the force of new born guzzling milk out of A porn stars left nipple. She then begins to sup the brown delight through your ruined boxers.
Eh up Tubs I’ve just turned out a wet un, fancy givin us a Soggy Galletly?
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