speaking neon

1. Speaking of something beyond the listener's comprehension.

2. Speaking of something that makes no sense whatsoever, ultimately confusing the listener.

1. Speaker - "Man, I was up all night last night reading about the protein synthesis and replication of deoxyribonucleic acid."
Listener - "... You're speaking neon, dude."

2. Speaker - "Man, last night I hopped on the midnight sasquatch and rode the monkey rainbow."
Listener - "... You're speaking neon, dude."

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AOL speak

adj. used to describe crappy writing for people who are too bored to type out the whole sentence. can be seen as the degression of talk. for we have gone from saying highschool to school to skewl to skwl and now we are at "shit" Can be seen the generations hyroglyphics but is rather seen as the stupid writing that takes 10 minuets do decode if you have not studied it. Generally used by people who want to type faster then their friend but end up typing a usless form of skrawl.

typical usage words: lol, rofl, lmao, gtg, ttyl, brb, afk, omg, omfg, wtf, dn, skl and such...
typical AOL speak: lmao, ha funi shit, u be sey rofl cnt fukn get over dat... omfg wtf my fukn tech wnt nw? she a bitch! wll gtg, ttyl, brb, l8rz!

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derp-speak

The act of speaking stupid crazy ass shit that has absolutly no basis in common reality. What most radical political, social and religious individuals use to communicate conspiracy theories, troll trash talk or the losing side of a political or theological argument.

A prerequisite for becoming a rightwing blog troll is a mastery of derp-speak.

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speaking O'Mara

The act of mumbling incoherently after consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Originated at the Cosmopolitan in Worcester,MA.

I was speaking O'Mara after drinking a few too many Magners on a Tuesday night.

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Speak Greek

Code for Anal Sex.

So Mike asked me if I Speak Greek . He laughed when I told him I'd love to learn a second language.

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AOL-speak

A frightfully common way of speech that has no lower case letters, and no formal guidelines for grammar or spelling. Commonly used by AOLers. A variant of n00bspeak.

(Do not confuse with the more structured and less annoying L33Tspeak)

Example: "OMG I M SO FCKIG AWSUM!!!!!1 CUM WURSHP MEE BCH!!!!!1"

Stop that fucking AOL speak, dumbass.

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Ghettophorically Speaking

1. (adj.)
Derived from the terms ghetto and metaphorically speaking The term is used to describe the use of a ghetto phrase or word in speech. This phrase or word often does not mean the original definition, but rather another implied meaning.

2. (adj.) (v.)
Used when explaining your speech patterns to an individual with no ghetto background or knowledge.

3. (v.)
When making a reference to a ghetto phrase not normally used in your personal patterns of speech.

1. "My lip gloss be poppin'"

2. "When I said, 'get out my face' I did not imply you were literally INSIDE my face. I was just ghettophorically speaking."

3. "I'm just ghettophorically speaking here but... He better back up before I smack him upside his fat head."

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