Sped Dong

A reference to a sped who has a large penis. As the myth goes, most special education boys have large penises.

"Yo i heard that retard has a HUGE penis!"

"Yeah no shit sherlock, hes got a sped dong"

Sped Department

The Sped Department is the esteemed department that is tasked with controlling the Speds of the world. This is no easy task, and they often must resort to torture, forced confessions, and will turn a blind eye to many heinous crimes. They convene at the start of school every day typically to hand out normal pills to Sped kids.

Joe: Holy shit did you see that sped kid rape Jimmy yesterday
Bob: Yeah but I'm pretty sure the sped kid got away with it....FUCK THE SPED DEPARTMENT!

sped ass

someone who is being sped and annoying. They also are being an asshole

“it raining hot dogs!” -gavin “your a sped ass gavin”

Super sped

Super sped is someone who has super speed powers without a extra e

damn, he is so fast he must have super sped powers.

Sped out

when you’re coming off the speed and feelin all sick and tired.

Marcus: What’s wrong?
Sam: I’m just sped out that’s all.

sped edwin

Someone named Edwin that thinks their smart but really isn’t. In the sped class and sucks at archery

Sped Edwin said he could get into honors but he was in 822

sped in the bed

Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.

I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.