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Someone who is really, really fast!
Sarah is such a Speedy McManiac at running!!! Look at her go!
A sexual act defined as being aggressive, but quick. i.e. two pumps or less
Miah gave Paige a speedy tiffany last night.
When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.
My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.
While the term Speedy Gonzales has roots in the Mexican community that may be of questionable benefit to them culturally, and is well-known north of the border as a mouse of extraordinary prowess in making Sylvester the cat look foolish, he was also the subject of a 1962 song by Pat Boone, where he is a playboy leaving his family in the lurch, and a rarer song by The Wurzels, where he is located in Somerset, UK, with the same problem, but "anglicized".
Speedy Gonzales as a British bad boy ends up having to get British groceries instead of Mexican ones, gets green stamps with his scrumpy (hard cider), etc. It is quite a giggle, as are most of The Wurzels songs.
Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Speedy, Michael Jackson's Successor.
Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Speedy, Michael Jackson's Successor.
Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.
Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."
A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn
Example 1:
MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.
Person 1: Who caused it?
Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.
Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.