Loose butthole caused by violent anal sex
Chesterton Academy student 1: Hahaha shut up and go give him a propagated sphincter
Chesterton Academy student 2: Maybe we could do it on the lawn mower
A term for asshat reserved for polite company or an ass hat of feminine manners and personality.
Excuse me miss but you are being a sphincter bonnet.
Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.
Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.
(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.
I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.
The act of, or results from human
waste disposing. Commonly referred to as,
"taking a shit".
1}"Hey darling, did you forget to flush the toilet
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"
2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"
somone who likes it up the butt... AKA butt pirate
justin beiber is such a sphincter sailor. he will love getting prison fucked