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Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the lightsabers are the mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.
Yoda - Strong within you the spork is!
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit.
Yoda - mmmm
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Codeword for banned. It originated on Gothic.net, where if a user is banned, their user title is changed to "eyeball SPORKED!", therefore to get 'sporked' means to get banned from something.
The admins at Gothic.net sporked their own mods! Trolls are starting to seep in and the site is dying. Let's find a way to save it.
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the random shaving of a northern-himalayan yak, usually involving some sort of anal penetration involving cheese-whiz.........yep
"I just shaved my Yak..and I'm all out of Cheese Whiz...shitty...oh yeah...spork
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Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker
Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.
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a horribly racist and derogatory term for that certain type of foreigners: you know who im talking about
Ernest: duuude goddamn sporks comming up in our country taking our jobs. who the fuck do they think they are??
Timmy: yeahh umm a spork is actually a hybrid between a fork and a spoon so i have no idea what your talking about.
Ernest: shut the fuck up.
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