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the difficult art of tantric squishing is mastered by only the most diligent and devoted persons. it requires great concentration of will, soundness of body, and usually accompanies detailed interpretations of the tantric squishing postitions from the 'old texts' by practiced masters. with repeated use, either the squished, or the squishee will experience various sensations related to : enlightenment, confusion, pleasure, pain, cramping, warmth, and sometimes death.
i feel the after effects of your tantric squishing!
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Something that people say too much.. It's used for spur of the moment things. If you are socially awkward, you tend to say random things like potato, taco, or Pablo, and of course 'Bubba Squish', things that are not related to the conversation.
People sometimes say Bubba Squish to mock other people, such as "He's such a Bubba Squish."
Never call a girl a Bubba squish.
In general, Bubba Squish is used to fill in awkward conversations, or you just don't know what to say..
Stranger 1: "Andrew Golding says Bubba Squish too much."
Stranger 2 " Yeah. That kid is really awkward."
"Who is that?"
"Bubba squish!"
"wtf, What does that mean?"
"It's used for awkward people with awkward sayings."
Kid: "Hey, who are you going to the dance with?"
Girl: "Bubba Squish"
Kid: "Loser."
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A species of mutant platypus monkeys, from an alternate universe, who spend their time entering our world through the magical portals we call 'dryers' and 'washing machines' to steal our socks and sell them on the black market for huge sums. The more daring ones have been known to steal both socks or even a pair of leggings. The only way to stop them is to pour a mixture of sour cream, pickle juice, and scrambled eggs (not soupy) into every washer/dryer load.
Look at this! Half my socks are gone! Damn those bumble squishes!
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A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes
This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.
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Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.
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A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.
I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill
Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill
A phrase for sticking in the dick inside a girl and just going so far in that it hurts
(So yea I got this from Shane Dawson...Sorry Shane)
(Squish her down:Sticking the dick in so hard that it hurt, just incase you didn't read it before)
Harley: Bitch why you walking like that? Did you grow a penis or some shit?
Ivy:No why the fuck would I grow a penis?
Harley: Just saying, so tell me before I make up more shit.
Ivy: Well my man fucked my pussy so hard last night, I could barley get out of bed
Harley: So he squished you down?
Ivy: Yep