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A name for a girl who sits with her friends at a camp fire making weird noises and randomly yelling out URGES! or THREE TIMES!
Can be done by many people at once. The person to start this is then dubbed Squishy Pits and you have to choose 2 other people to be named Urges and Three Times.
"Omg... look at him... thats giving my urges... which give you "SQUISHY PITS!" Woah woah!Lets not go Three Times!"
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A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.
"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."
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When your penis is exceptionally flaccid.
"My Morningwood turned into a squishy banana after I took a pee."
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Ejaculating into a condom, then leaving it on all day.
Usually refers to an act of masturbation.
"My wife wouldn't give me any this morning so I took matters into my own hands. To avoid that bothersome cleanup, I wore a condom, and I brought Mr. Squishy to work with me."
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The act of self masturbation (generally by females) upon sight of their sexual partner to the point of extreme moisture in the vaginal area. The name Squishy Love comes from the audible sound created during the act.
Jill's boyfriend returns home. Jill see's him, leads him to the bedroom where she then masturbates furiously, creating the aformentioned 'Squsihy' noise.
The boyfriend tell's his friends what happened and could only describe the act as Squishy Love.
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A woman who is brought up in a luxurious lifestyle and as a result only knows how to be a trophy wife and/or sex kitten.
A cook and a maid? That girl is going to grow up to be a squishy kitten.
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When something scares you so bad you have to go home to change your underwear.
He was so scared he almost had a Squishy Ride home.
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