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When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving
Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.
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It is a time where after a huge fight or some sort of action that a girl will do with a boyfriend/bestfriend that will ultimately piss him off to the max. In order to forget about the situation and not be stress anymore from the problem, the guy (boyfriend/bestfriend) will do whatever he wants and will act like a jerk, especially to the girl. The girl will be very hurt, but he'll refuse to acknowledge it because he's very angry and hurt by her actions. Soon enough, the guy will miss the girl because he loves her and will start to try to make things up with her.
After embarrassing Joseph, he would do everything in his power to hurt me. After 2 months of not talking and going through The Joseph stage, he came back, telling me he missed me. We made up, happily ever after.
A stage troller is a singer or musician who hangs off to the side, or makes passes across the front of the stage area, while other bands are playing. They do this in hopes of being asked up to make a “guest appearance”.
This is a common behavior where the person can be content to being a spectator, but has to show everyone in attendance that he/she is a “star” too. They will usually overstay their welcome if asked to join the band for a song, and their presence becomes awkward.
Man, did you see Geoff last night, making his rounds on the dance floor in front of the band? He’s such a stage troller!
The show was going great last night until the band invited a stage troller up for a song and he wouldn’t leave!
When you get a jacket potato (with extra mature cheddar cheese) straight out the microwave and shove it up your arse hole - don't forget the jon west tuna in brine.
'Jurgen just gave me a stage 23 and now my anus is leaking tuna, but I loved it.'
A series of stages that must be explained to all your friends before using in order to save your ass by reminding them.
In regards to taking a drink from an informed friend
Sip- enough to get the taste on your lips
Swig - enough to get the taste on your tongue
Swiggle-More than a swig because it has more letters
Drink- half of the drink if possible in one drink {Dick Move}
Let me get that- The whole drink if you can chug it {Dick Move}
{Friend says}"Hey Let me get that" {unsuspecting friend says} "sure" {and hands over beverage} {Friend then Chugs drink} {Unsuspecting Friend is pissed off and says} "What the Hell!" {Friend says} " Dont get mad i told you the drink stages remember"
A DJ that stands on a stage in a club, even if they are not booked to play the event.
Promoter to DJ not playing at the event: "Stop hogging the stage, you stage player"
A really good m/m or f/f trope where two members of a band fake a relationship but end up falling in love with each other and don’t know how to tell the other person because they have both agreed the relationship is purely platonic.
I thought our relationship was stage gay, but I think I’ve fallen in love with them.