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Sleep-stalking

The act of waking (usu. in an ambien induced state of mind) in the middle of the night and posting comments on your friends' Facebook pages that you don't remember in the morning.

I think I was sleep-stalking last night--I "liked" a bunch of photos on my ex's Facebook page!

by muh-drees February 13, 2013


Stalk Stare

The act in which one would engage in a deep stare with the person they are stalking. An accomplished stalker would not defect from the stare if the person they are stalk staring looks at them.

Some Stalkers have been known to stalk stare for hours at a time without blinking.

Sometimes the "stalk" in stalk stare is replaced by the codename for the person you are stalking.

1: I had a good KitkKat stare today.
2: I stalk stared him earlier and i saw him say "shes freaking me out"!

by Stalker424 November 29, 2009


report stalk

A method of checking up on a person's movements using the report features of SMS texts that let the sender know when their message has been received. Useful when the recipient may be in an area with no reception such as a subway system.

I'll report stalk you so I know when your tube has arrived.

by Robert Dawes February 13, 2007


Strava stalking

When athletes check every single workout of their friends and fellow competitors via the Strava fitness website or app. They know what type of work out the did, the route, the total moving time, elevation gain, heart rate, and all the other Strava users with them. They frequently analyze this data against their own, and gossip with others athletes about said workouts seen on Strava.

Joel and Tyson spent half a day Strava stalking Rachael and Stacy during their training run in Hawaii, so they could pick apart their pacing on the hills.

by pagepaggeepage February 16, 2018


Schedule Stalking

Schedule stalking typically occurs in the workplace with hourly employees. It involves

1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.

2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.

3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).

Person 1: "Hey, what are you doing here? I didn't think you were working today."
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"

by NeaSyz September 30, 2009

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Weather Stalking

Compulsively checking and knowing the weather of a person of interest. A type of stalking, but most commonly, online. Making random comments about a person's weather, who is often hundreds or thousands of miles away.

That guy is so creepy, he keeps weather stalking me! Every day, he knows what my weather and makes comments to me about it like "hope you bring an umbrella today".

by Vicent Romano August 21, 2010

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Killing Stalking

Dont be fooled by the fandom this manwha is an absolute mindfuck and will traumatise you emotionally. ITS NOT A LOVE STORY!!!

did you read killing stalking? im fucking traumatised

by kingjulianthefirst December 1, 2021

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