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Living Standard

A computer standard which changes to meet current demand -- trading out the benefits of versioning systems for the benefits of trailblazing.

HTML5 is a living standard.

by JMC43 June 25, 2018


Low standards

Having no self respect and accepting anything regardless of quality. For example, dating a person who you know is a total jerk but you still want to be with them even though you know they're not good for you.

-Did you know that Patricia is dating Michael, that disgusting creep?

-Yeah dude, she has very low standards

by grossm4nn June 26, 2023


Community Standards

Often arbitrary and nonsensical overbearing "rules" created and constantly changed by basement dwellers to take revenge on the world for always getting picked last at sports or the prom. Added to and made more oppressive weekly, or whenever the moderators run out of hot pockets.

Hey, that meme you posted was really Funny! Too bad you violated "Community Standards". 30 day ban.

by Jonesy Shwemes December 29, 2021


Moral standards

Someone who holds no moral standard sacred has no true moral standards. Just like anyone can say god bless you (or even write a song about god) without believing in any god, anyone can claim to have moral standards.

A lot of people who claim that they lowered their moral standards are full of shit, they never believed in any of the moral standards they said they had in the first place. They never really believed in the rules they behaved within, but for some reason mindlessly kept behaving within these rules, norms, and standards, unless everyone else was breaking them, then they'd go along with the crowd and do what the crowd was doing so they didn't end up standing or being alone. They would range from wholesome, plain, and almost Puritan (no cursing, arrest everybody for being human) to anarchist, depending on what everyone else around them was saying/doing. A true coward is not someone afraid to stand, it's someone afraid to stand alone.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020


Standard Brian

A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.

"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."

by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021


Double standards

When somebody tells you not to talk about anybody's business, then they go and tell everybody about a secret being out because they have no self control over their own mouth.

The loudmouth didn't blurt anything out about her own double standards, but was quick to blurt something out about everyone else's that ever met her, so hopefully those new people she was meeting already knew that about her.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022


romantic standard

With whom you think you're romantically compatible.

My romantic standard is Cindy so far.

by Ereck Flowers June 28, 2016