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teen girl starter pack

When girls turn about 13, we are supplied with our own standard starter pack which includes the following: An awkward laugh used for expressing discomfort (usually around men/boys), a set of at least 3 insecurities (this aspect of the starter pack depends on your upbringing and experiences), and the “i’m not like other girls” phase. A phase you can choose to activate at any point, as long as it is before the age of 21. (this part is not the girls fault. It is a canon event in almost every girls life, which the realization that she is not like the stereotypical one dimensional female character portrayed on tv, rather she has her own interest and personality, is discovered.) ✨🩷

“yeah, when i was 14, the universe supplied me with my own teen girl starter pack. unlucky for me, i got an exceptional amount of insecurities in it. i am great at executing my awkward laugh tho.”
“me too girl.”

by haru_ko April 14, 2024


cowboy starter pack

Seth mcmullen.

Seth mcmullen is the definition of a cowboy starter pack.

by Cassandra sims January 24, 2017


Armstrong starter

CB radio jargon for the old hand-crank-start automobile engines. A clever "play on words", using the common last name "Armstrong" as if it is the name of the crank-device's inventor, when in fact one truly does need "strong arms" to operate it.

Guy #1: Will your wife get to drive your restored flivver in the parade this afternoon?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I have to run back home first and get it going for her --- it's got an Armstrong starter.

by QuacksO November 01, 2011


Sticky starters

semen/sperm cells

The employee at ScMikeys said I had an attitude placing my duck sandwich order. So while he was making the duck sandwich, he stuffed the duck meat with his sticky starters and didn't even cook the duck meat.

by (qwp) November 02, 2021


big starter

Big starter means someone who very good at what they do or what they are currently doing it can also mean best at what they do

Lovely goal by Raphael shapi big starter

by Zambian leader November 26, 2023


big starter

Big starter is someone who extremely good at what they do or currently doing mostly sports

Raphael shapi is playing excellent big starter

by Zambian leader November 26, 2023


cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.

That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.

by Jerkphone December 16, 2020