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When your bartender soaks up all the shit on the bar and rings it out in your glass.
I was offered a staten island ice tea after I insulted the bartender.
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Staten Island Day Camp is the most amazing summer day camp in the world! If you say other wise you have serious problems. Staten Island Day Camp is so amazing it makes other summer day camps go "DAMN!!!" cause its that amazingly awesome!!!!
Staten Island Day Camp is so cool it rocked my socks off ;)
Don't make fun of Staten Island Day Camp or I'll murder you
Staten Island Day Camp is freakin beast!
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Jessie staten is a beautiful soul. She's a hot mess sometimes but that's what makes her perfect. She's got a sense of humor to kill for and a great personality. If she chooses you to be her lover you'll fall inlove with her. No doubt about it. She's kind sweet lighthearted and a free spirt. She's the best girlfriend a guy could ask her. I'd yoy get the chance to be with her don't let her go.
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Jessie staten is so beautiful I'm glad she's mine ❤ jessie and elijah forever
Williams’s Burrough. He owns this island and will kill anyone that disrespects it.
Staten Island is the GOAT
Arguably the most lackluster of the 5 boroughs. Produced some cool groups like the Impractical a jokers and Wu-Tang clan. On the flip side they also produced lanky mongoloid Pete Davidson. They can’t all be winners.
“You know Joe, he’s from Staten Island”
“Oh he’s such an asshole.”
If Manhattan and the Jersey Shore have a baby.
Man 1: Ayo, yous finna go to Staten Island?
Man 2: Nahhh let’s just chill at Sea Side instead.
Man 1: Ight Bet.
A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.
Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.
Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.
Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.