Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).
“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”
A cool KNY/Anime creator on TikTok! Very active and funny! Sometimes acts like a wild dog, but they are a great mutual to have! We all love you unh0ly._.stat!!
"Hey have you heard of the creator, unh0ly._.stat?"
A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.
Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.
Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
a supremely annoying abbreviation for the abbreviation of probs (aka probably); a play off of the class probability/ statistics
Maggie: Are you going to the electric daisy carnival this weekend?
Sam: Prob stats
People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;
or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."
Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"
or
Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
fucker stop this acronyms thing (Something you can say to a person who is using a lot of acronyms/abbreviations (irony) )
Tom: Wtf man! GFAT. Otherwise KMN!
You: Dude f-stat
Taking your typical stattrak but it keeps coming out and you just don’t know when it’ll end
1: “Yooo that was insane”
2: “what was?”
1: “I just took an endless stat, I thought I was gonna be in there forever man”