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When you have a threesome with one girl and two dudes you ejaculate in the guy. You then proceed to suck out the nut butter and spit it into the woman cooter.
The other night we performed a life straw and now my wife’s pregnant..
When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw
Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.
A minor inconvenience. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
“Oops. Just spilt some coffee on my copy of the morning memo. I guess that’s the first straw.”
That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust
Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"
Taking a straw and blowing cocaine into another's butt.
"I took the brown straw to her butt and blew!"
Dick straw is someone who sucks the happiness out of you because they're such a dick. Also known as someone who can give amazing head.
1.I'm never talking to Dick straw again
2. I'm going to hook up with dick straw tonight.