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1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.
1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*
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Stretching The Sack - happens when you pick up something heavy almost to the point of hurting yourself.
Look at that John Doe over there...
Yea man he is stretching the sack of his like a mile long trying to pick up that box...
what a dumb-ass...
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A stretch that feels so good you make noises like Chewbacca
What the fuck was that?
Yeti stretch...
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when a girl stretchs your smooth foreskin with her mouth
I love getting a smooth stretch
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The point in your work shift you stop being as ...productive as you were earlier (slacking off, flirting with that hot chick in customer services, etc). Usually the last hour, hour and a half.
Classy Employee #1: Dude, we got an hour left. We're in the home stretch now!
Classy Employee #2: Wanna go outside and smoke plants?
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Something that is totally disgusting and I feel fat having them, I'm too afraid to be touched for fear of rejection.
They appear on Your Hips, breasts, arms and behind the knees. Stretch Marks Suck.
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USUALLY A YOUNG MAN OF JEWISH ORGIN, WHO'S NOSE IS SO LARGE THAT HE CAN STRETCH IT OVER ANOTHER MANS SOUP CAN COCK. TYPICALLY ENJOYS ASSWHIFFING AND MASTERBATING PROFUSELEY.
WOW THERE GOES BRENT, THE STRETCH NOZZLE. LOOK HE'S AT IT AGAIN, SNIFFING AND RUBBING HIMSELF AFTER BEATING OFF AND NOT SHOWERING FOR 3 DAYS!
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