Suburban jellyfish

A jellyfish who loves the suburbs and hates everything else

Suburban jellyfish is sexy af

suburban soft

A term for suburban kids who are raised with all the above amenities and never have to work for anything. No grit.

My baseball team has a bunch of suburban soft kids on it.

suburban backstack

A long in front, short and chunky in back hair style worn by newly single women who aren't quite ready to date.

Cheryl got a "fun" new haircut (known to stylists as the suburban backstack) when the divorce paperwork was final.

Suburban Status

When a person has so many kids or dependents, they can only drive a bigger vehicle such as a minivan, Suburban, Ford Transit, etc

(Sees parents with 6 kids at the store)

Shit...they are beyond Suburban Status. Well good luck wit dat!!

suburban queen

Stereotypical white picket fence house wife

"Aye, on God imma make becca my suburban queen!"

Suburban Ghetto

Middle class life and neighbors that have more crime than poverty stricken neighborhoods. Adults are often in denial.

You could tell Grant was from the suburban ghetto. When he received a grey Audi instead of silver, he threatened to shoot his mother and kids at school.

Suburban Urban

Suburban white kids (usually, but not always) who think they are gangsters and have a tough life.

Their moto should be:
"The struggle is real. Only, it's not."

There were so many Suburban Urbans at that MartyParty concert last night!