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A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.
One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
When the penis becomes erect for no reason.
Oh fuck Jared, I got a guy problem, gotta go take care of it.
LoL Problem? is the only answer that is factually correct when someone complains. The comment is seemingly harsh and made to make the other person look like a laughing stock but it actually is just that. The person famous for this saying is League of Legends streamer Drututt
-Damn I just shat my pants
-LoL Problem?
A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."
"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
Things that don’t matter but matter to you.
“I wish I had funko problems.”
“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”
“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”
“What’s the matter you seem upset?
Oh I got funko problems.”
when unbeknownst to you, someone is hacking into your computer system
"met this geezer, didn't snog him, so now he's hacking in to my computer and giving me pc problems - that said he's a very successful pc flirt..."
A large humanoid. Usually displaying symptoms of over eating and a blatant disregard for the plight imposed on poor old gravity.
"We need to changes seats. Gravity's problem over there is breathing so heavily I can't hear the dialogue from the movie."