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|trək ˈsərf-ing|
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To imitate a surfer on the bed of a pickup truck: -ing, -ed
ORIGIN: Of redneck origin; some people got bored and decided to stand up in the back of a truck while in motion during the late 20th century.
She fell to her death while truck-surfing. Her mom did nothing.
Surf Monday is every "Monday" during the months of May-September. Typically begins Sunday night at 10pm and ends Monday night, but occasionally continues until Tuesday. Rain or shine, this event includes lots of surfing and almost always other types of fun.
Me: It's almost Surf Monday!
Debra: That's my favorite day of the week!
When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.
Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.
Surfing the Hub is what most men do every night. Maybe even twice a day. You unbuckle your belt, you pull your Batman undies down, grab some lotion and tissues, open up PornHub, and search tirelessly for a video that'll do the job.
"Why were you taking so long in there?"
"Oh, sorry I was just surfing the Hub."
a group of people (typically teenagers) who smoke e-cigarettes and think they're cool because of it. They'll often post about said "e-cigging" and boast about their actual e-cig contraptions and parts, such as vaporizers or batteries.
Guy 1: Dude, Danny posted another Instagram video with he and his surf squad; they must think they're vape gods or something.
Guy 2: Oh please god, help them; their level of stupidity is painful to witness.
Nerd Surfing is when someone (not necessarily a nerd) is surfing the internet, opening numerous, (generally informative) web pages. This includes sites such as Wikipedia. The essence behind nerd surfing is when the person sees a link(s) on one page, he/she opens the link 'in a new tab' or 'in a new window' and repeatedly does so until a chain of informative web pages are open all at once. This can often lead to a bizarre number of tabs being open, and can often create somewhat of a snowball effect.
Nerd Surfing is NOT when someone imitates surfing over a pile of upset nerds.
A - "What's that guy doing?"
B - "Oh, he's just nerd surfing the ScienceDaily.com"
A - "Dude...he has SO many tabs open!"
B - "I know right! That's some proper nerd surfing!"
Surfing the internet at work, while appearing to be very busy working.
Usually accomplished by having several documents / programs open on your computer, while you surf the web. With one click, you are back to studying that interminable excel spreadsheet.
"Dude, I have so much work on my plate, but I spent the morning stealth surfing."