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Surfing the Hub is what most men do every night. Maybe even twice a day. You unbuckle your belt, you pull your Batman undies down, grab some lotion and tissues, open up PornHub, and search tirelessly for a video that'll do the job.
"Why were you taking so long in there?"
"Oh, sorry I was just surfing the Hub."
Much like cruising for chicks. Queer Surfing is the act of going out to intentionally meet and possibly take home a queer.
Dude last night I went to the bar and I got so drunk I started Queer Surfing.
For this action you require 2 friends to come over. You then lie down on the floor, preferably on some plastic sheeting. Then one of your buddies takes a tremendous dump on your chest while blowing off your other Buddie.
Mate I did surfing the chest last night it was messy!!!...
Utilizing the mobility of modern technology to its maximum in the context of relieving oneself while surfing the internet.
Suggested technologies include: Laptop with WiFi, iPhone or any other internet capable device.
Benefits include: A comforting relief while keeping a steady flow of multitasking.
"Man, I've really gotta take a dump, but I need to finish commenting this picture; downloading this torrent; talking on skype with my mother; researching dinosaurs for this paper; putting up another awful ytmnd; writing this sweet status update; laughing and saying awe to thousands upon thousands of pictures of adorable kittens"
"Dude, just sit and surf."
"YEA!"
Channel surfing but for video game roms. Common for console modders with nothing better to do. They're Likely to only play a game for less than ten minutes before declaring falsely that they shall continue sometime and moving on to the next game. They crave instant gameplay and novelty which leads them to playing many licensed games. Usually they aren't big on rpgs. Afterwards they often come back to a popular game they're familiar with as a form of comfort food.
"Man I've been rom surfing on this genesis emulator for an hour I should really find something and stick to- holy shit there's a tick game!?"
Nerd Surfing is when someone (not necessarily a nerd) is surfing the internet, opening numerous, (generally informative) web pages. This includes sites such as Wikipedia. The essence behind nerd surfing is when the person sees a link(s) on one page, he/she opens the link 'in a new tab' or 'in a new window' and repeatedly does so until a chain of informative web pages are open all at once. This can often lead to a bizarre number of tabs being open, and can often create somewhat of a snowball effect.
Nerd Surfing is NOT when someone imitates surfing over a pile of upset nerds.
A - "What's that guy doing?"
B - "Oh, he's just nerd surfing the ScienceDaily.com"
A - "Dude...he has SO many tabs open!"
B - "I know right! That's some proper nerd surfing!"
Waterboarding, the harsh interrogation technique used by the CIA and other agencies during the War on Terror.
I thought torture was illegal!
Well, if we make it sound enough like surfing, it isn't. Call it spy surfing.