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When you have sexual intercourse utilizing your partner’s inguinal hernia as the receptive end of the act, with or without ejaculation into said hernia.
We got a little frisky last night and i totally gave my girlfriend’s hernia the surgery resident.
The act of cropping a meme when an unsightly watermark takes up an 1/8th of the meme.
"Fuck, this meme is funny but OP forgot to remove the obnoxious Reddit watermark. Looks like i'm gonna have to perform a meme surgery."
A kickass song by Budgie made in the 70s which was later covered in the mid 80s by Metallica. Both versions KICKASS
Wow, I really love the song Crash Course In Brain Surgery, it kicks ass
An operation performed on the infamous late-18th-century sea captain and Vice-Admiral of the Royal Navy. Can also loosely refer to any surgery in which the distressed/exhausted patient feels like the rejected commander of a mutinied ship afterwards.
I told the doctor that I only had pleurisy and thus I merely needed some pain-killer, but he tried to convince me to have my appendix removed. He obviously just wanted to milk MaineCare for more operations than were truly necessary; I declined his Blighpass surgery.
The act of tampering with a pack of cigarettes by removing the tobacco cigarettes and replacing them with herbal ones, typically in an effort to scam a mate.
Originating from Townsville, circa 2021
“How’d you get all that cash mate?”
“Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”
Refers to the common occurrence of a patient’s asking the doctor to show him the “nasty” (i.e., a lodged foreign object, gall/kidney stone, tumor, infection-colony x-ray, etc.) that was removed, and thus his intense suffering in finally alleviated. Deep-framing said undesirable for display on the person’s wall is optional.
Children are most often the patients exhibiting post-surgery curiosity, such as wanting to see a thorn/splinter (“No WONDER this was paining you so much --- just look how big and ugly it is!”) after it’s been extracted from their hurting appendage.
the process in which people drill holes into their rectal cavity explicitly for the purpose of making a Bong Booty
"Grab the drill and spread your legs and maybe shower,its time for Bong Booty Surgery"