"Lordy me, I was swallowin' babies all night with him."
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When you are desperate for a shit and and you tighten your anus to pull the shit back in.
-why does he look like that
-oh he just bum swallowed
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(verb) To swallow your food and regurgitate it back up into your mouth to enjoy second servings of what you just ate.
Guy 1: "Do you want seconds?"
Guy 2: "Oh, it's alright. I'm still chewing on my second swallow."
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A very unique and intelligent girl. She is beautiful and all around a sensitive but sometimes nice girrl who loves making poeple smile if she is not upset.
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The Art of Swallowing Dildos whole and shitting them out through your ass then sucking on it until you have shit in your mouth which you then swallow and have it reenter your anus while a friend savors your ass cream
dude i was having secks with my gf and she asked for a charleston swallow.
'dude','wtf'
wtf hoopty dildo honda jew gold
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The salty feeling you get in the back of your throat, similar to the sensation after swallowing cum
After Jayne swallowed the salty chips, she realized that she had been dry swallowing
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1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.
2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.
I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!
She loves The Longman Swallow.
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