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Status-Swap

You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

by Tall Tom B. March 6, 2014


sneaky swap

Sliding naked into your flat mate's bed when his or her partner is already there and waiting for your flat mate to return, then preceding to snog them. Lastly, post coitus, you must shout, "Oi gov thanks for givin me the ol sneaky swap!"

"I was about to get it in with this hot chick but after sex, I realized my roomie got me with a damn sneaky swap."

by Tankkard December 26, 2013


Twin Swapping

The Twin Swapping is when your wife is out of town and her twin comes over so you fuck him in the ass.

My wife lily went out of town for business and her twin luke came over and asked about twin swapping so I fucked him in the ass

by 417wsm February 17, 2023


Egg Swapping

When two lesbians engage in scissoring while both on their period.

"we were both dropping our eggs this month and we decided to try Egg Swapping"

by Larry The Unstable Guy January 10, 2021


swapping cars

When two men are balls deep in each others mouths swapping their cars. Quite literally my dick was a car and I was shoving (swapping) in and out of his mouth.

โ€œOmg Ollie and Dereck were totally swapping cars after the concert.โ€
โ€œYeah dude, that was crazyโ€

by Swappingcars May 18, 2023


swapping skins

The act of two men masturbating each other. Heard mentioned by the police on the Showtime series "Brotherhood".

Maybe they are swapping skins. Said about two guys going into a dark alley.

by SuperMunch April 17, 2009

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swapped yoshi's

Swapped yoshi's is intentionally giving someone a STD, but unintentionally receiving one.

I was planning on giving my ex my herpes, but instead we swapped yoshi's and I got AIDs.

by Apartment 5935 January 18, 2011

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