A sweater skill is a common skill you'd rather have and not need, than need and not have.
P1: Why should I learn how to change a car tire?
P2: It's a sweater skill.
Full coverage high-density chest and back hair displayed in beach settings and at company pool parties.
Bruh! Look at the wind blowing through that guy's beach sweater.
I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.
An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.
I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.
Noun
An unflushed turd that has rested calmly in a toilet bowl long enough to have developed a "halo" of discolored water.
Verb
The act of leaving such a turd, either intentionally or accidentally.
When Sally entered the stall, she gagged at sight of a sweater dog in the bowl.
The waitress finally figured out which customer was responsible for sweater dogging the men's room every Saturday morning.
Celeste hates being sweater dogged!
A sweater sapphic is a wlw girl (or enby) that enjoys comfy clothing, cold weather, and the seasons' winter and fall.
person 1: Hi! My name is eve, i'm just a bi girl who loves comfy clothing and fall!!
person 2: oh so you're a sweater sapphic?
monke with sweater
monke with sweater