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noun. a Taylor Swift Fan, or Fans.
“Wow! You spent 800$ on taylor swift merch? You much be a huge swiftie!”
Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.
MargaretBrennan had a Swiftie at CBS studios after filming FaceTheNation last week.
A swiftie is someone who loves Taylor Swift, they know more about Taylor than Taylor does, they are the first to find everything out about her, they will kill anyone who talks bad about her, they force everyone to become a Taylor Swift fan, they are people who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life, and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and marry her and be her and tell her how much she has changed her life and how she needs to adopt them.
someone who loves taylor alison swift. usually hates kanye west, john mayer, jake gyllenhaal, and scooter braun. probably cries a lot and is depressed. we all know you don’t relate to lover
“hey do you like taylor swift?”
“yeah im a huge swiftie!”
A person into quickies, but always ends up disappointing their partners
She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed by the Swiftie.
Someone who follows Taylor Swifts life and work like their life depends on it.
"Omg! You are the biggest Swiftie."