Fat persons gobbler connected to the chin. Most commonly results in mouth breathing.
“ Goddamn that’s a big Taffy Neck!”
The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!
Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!
When a blowjob is performed on somebody named Safwan.
"Hey Safwan, why were you behind the bleachers?"
"Its the perfect location for my girl to give me Saffy Taffy"
Nothing: absolutely nothin
You can’t even use is in anyway that makes sense
Creator: John Riley XVCI
Troop: Paoli 1
-A fine delicacy richer than gold
Creator: Sir Vines VXII
Cry Guy: “Aye Do y’all have any graveyard Taffy?”
Joey Ame Guy: “Yo yo yo, check me out”
The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.
Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?
Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.
The act of eating a piece of Laffy Taffy while gaping your partners butthole, and then pulling out and trying to ring the hole with a spitty slurp before the hole closes.
If we are going to do the laffy taffy splash we will need more laffy taffy