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An adhesive depicted from Mexican origin similar to electrical tape except purchased at a lesser price. Wide range of uses including alternative for welding, building or fastening things together.
I have no welding experience but I purchased some Bruno tape & I can do the same job following a higher integrity structuring process.
refer to the R.KELLY underage piss scandal or just watch dave chappele.
wow did you see r kelly sex tape when he pissed on that girl?
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The time when your dick sticks to your balls!
Bro I have some crazy tape dick right now!
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A bloated double chin on an otherwise skinny body, as if there is a tapeworm living in the chin, sucking up all of the body's nutrients.
Paul looks manorexic, until you look at his tape chin.
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The act of wrapping duct tape around an erect penis and then jerking off. Before finishing slowly peel it off to achieve an orgasm.
Tom: you ever try duct taping
Mike: no, wtf is that
Tom: it's amazing
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A surprise insult wherein the first party unsuspectingly lures the second party into a burn by asking for a response to a question regarding "tapes and cds."
Seth: "Hey Jeff do you likes tapes and cds?"
Jeff: "Yeah man, I like them."
Seth: "Well tape this dick to your forehead and see 'dees nuts!"
Jeff: "Damn dude, you got me..."
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One of the most versatile substances every created, can be used to fix just about anything and be used to make just as much. also very useful as a chick magnet when worn on your wrist.
Girl: why are you wearing duct tape on your wrist?
Boy: it's a great way to met women.
Girl: why do you say that?
Boy: cause you had to ask.
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