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when a penis is so large and girthy while still staying soft
A: “I heard Jeremy has a juicy tender”
B: “Dude what the fuck is wrong with you”
To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.
Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped
Pretty much any sexual encounter. Synonymous with gettin some ass. Intercourse is known as "the tenderest of the yankee"
Bill, did you get any tender yankee last night?
Yes I did.
Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."
The phenomenon resulted from the inability to dip a complete or partially consumed chicken tender, nugget or other finger food completely into the selected sauce entirely without completely letting go of said food.
Hey what’s the name of that thing you thought of?
The Achilles Tender. It’s when you can’t dip your food 100% in the sauce without letting go of it
something you like or are fond of,more likely an object than a person.
That mcdonalds was pure tender.
The irritation,inflammation and sore torn up feeling of the anal spinchter caused by prolonged loose stools caused by ingesting too many hots.
Ive got a sever case of tender chute, My ass feels like its torn.