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Tequila Sex is when you have been married so long that you are no longer attracted to your spouse for various reasons. You need to take a couple tequila shots before you even go there to kiss or have sex, to numb the pain.
John and I had tequila sex last night, to make it bearable to me.
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When you are bangin a Mexican chick, especially from behind or doggie, while drinking tequila...and spill some tequila into the vagina or anus to use as lubrication.
I was ass banging this hot ass Mexican chick from El Paso and drinking some Cuervo and I decided to Tequila Slammer her!
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when a female gives a male a blowjob and he blows his load into a tequila bottle and smashes her over the head
johnny gave samantha the tequila tickler!
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Snort tequila, Put lemon in the eye and lick the salt.
Like pouring tequila on your brain!
kyle did 3 tequila suicides at our office party. he even added pepper to the mix! Made him made as a hatter!
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When a guy stretches his ball sack out so it's thin, and then puts a flashlight behind it, and then he moves one of his balls from one side to the other, much like a sunrise
Mike like's showing off his tequila sunrise making skills to the ladies
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The act of pounding tequila shots (with lime and salt), then eating out your womans vagina in a drunken sex craze, and promptly passing out. The tequila sunrise will be the rash-like caked on crust around your mouth in the morning that will take weeks to heal.
People thought I had painted my face up like a clown the night before but little did they know it was just a tequila sunrise.
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A person of professed homosexual identity who when under the influence of drugs or alcohol will be sexually intimate with an opposite cisgender partner. During sober interactions, the tequila bisexual will flatly deny any heterosexual attraction. This situation is caused by people who insist that someone must "choose a team" or that bisexuality isn't a legitimate sexually identity. It is the opposite of a two beer queer
John's boyfriend Marcus was drinking margaritas last night and ranting about how bisexuals need to pick a side. Guess who he made out with after? Erin!!! He is such a tequila bisexual.
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