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Texass ( I meant to spell it that way)is a place that is not any better than any other state, just has more people and they all think they're better than you.
A place that every town no matter how small has a dairy queer, I mean dairy queen.
Padre Island is cool but you have to drive through hell to get to it.
How to find Texass from the east: Go west until you smell bull shit, that's Oklahoma, turn south until your knee deep in it. You'll be in Texas.
It's windy in Oklahoma and New Mexico because Texas blows!
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A state with very down to earth people. Large cities like San Antonio, Houston, Austin, and Dallas can be like large cities anywhere. Any thought that we wear cowboy hats, talk with an accent, and are racist is not true.
Yes, there is some state pride, but what is wrong with state pride?
The only state with Bill Milers Bar-B-Q restaurants and Big Red (a type of red soda drink). Large mexican, black, german, and asian communties. Also a very intereting history which probably leads to so much state pride.
Not everyone support Bush or republicans, just to let a few people know.
It's a great place to live no matter what life style you want. In fact, in very rural areas nobody cares how you live as long as you don't bother them with how they live.
non-texan: should you really be popping fire works/being gay/nude/sleeping/drinking/littering/whatever?
Texas native: Why are you on my property, again?
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A place filled with Cowboys and Bullriding
"don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain"
The place where the meme "hold my beer" is takin' to literal.
Texas...the place where Christmas is summer
A place for rednecks and sex offenders to gather in divine love for the one and only true power: HEineken. They fuck all day and eat alligators for tea. Don’t forget to bring your lawnmower and AK-47 lest you be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria
“Hey John we goin to texas or no?”
“fuck no i dont want to be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria“
Texas is the worse state by far. They are banning books from library's that mention being gay or racism. It's horrible. Book's don't hurt people. They are filled with knowledge and ideas. With all the abortion laws and covid rules it is the worst state ever.
"Have you heard about what's going on in Texas?"
"I don't even want to know, Texas is horrifying."