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Thanos was originally a very large smurf who used to protect them from Gargamel but then Gargamel thwacked him with the red paint which made him look like a prune so papa smurf told him to get lost an that's why that's wanted to kill half of the universe
Thanos wanted to destroy all the smurfs
A purple boi out to kill half the universe. Likes saying quotes for people to meme.
Thanos: "Reality is often dissapointing."
Big grape man with oven mitt and stone collection. Bullied by "superheros". Snaps away 50% of his problems.
Thanos killed Peter Parker a.k.a. Spider-Man
rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance
Gym Master Thanos sent out Geodude!
Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ¥1273
Purple grape with an obsession with rocks and is married to Thaniqua the great. Very attractive and sexy. Chin looks like the back of yeezys.
Ohh, look at Thanos. He has a huge purple cock!!
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Literally the hottest man on earth, with a sizeable penis. It was confirmed by Marvel that it is 12 inches, and they may change it to 13 for the dead Gamora scene in Avengers End Game
Person 1: Bro I want Thanos to do anal to me!
Person 2: Bro it's a whole foot!!!
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