Not an escape from my everyday problems, but the strength to face them. Not something to scare me into submission, but a friend I can count on.
God pwnz
Someone whom athletes always thank when they win, but never mention when they lose. (George Carlin)
"God made me trip behind the line of srrimmage."
A character in fictional novel.
Several fictional books contain fictional characters. God is no different.
A tool used by those that hold power to control the masses.
God is nothing more than a figment of your imagination.