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An alliance between the nations Nutsackia, Ballsackia, and Scrotania in which the countries agree to aid each other against the threats of Hell's Wasteland and Curthailand.
The Teste Alliance has allowed many citizens to live simple and productive lives.
Short for "Rub-one-off test". This is a test one must take in order to realize if a female prospect is really worth dating. The males mind can be often drifted away by lust, but we realize our drunken mistakes immediately after sex. To prevent this from happening one must masturbate then ask ones self "Do I still feel like being around this broad?"
If so, then the prospect has passed the roo test.
Matthew: "Hey look at that chick over there Johnny? She is so in heat! She invited me back to her pad so I probably wont need a ride. I might even keep this one!"
Johnny: "Woah Woah! Hold on bro that chick is busted. How much you had to drink? You might wanna take a roo test on that one my friend. Dont want any regrets."
(noun): when you do something awesome for a guy and let his reaction to the awesome thing determine if you have a future together
"Hey Amanda, did "bob" ever pass his bear test?"
"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. He saw a photo of a bear in a car and flipped out at how fantastic it was. Level One Bear Test... passed."
The most nerve wracking awkward shiz of your whole life. You must shoulder check every two seconds and have both hands on the wheel, while a smelly person with a clip board critiques your driving in an awkward silence. But sometimes they ask you awkward questions like "So where do you work, or are you a student". to which you reply with a lie because you can't say that you are a student majoring in drinking and ton and masturbation.
Man I have my driving test tomorrow
Whatever you do, do not say fuck, or balls, or make frog noises to break the awkward silence
I will probs do the frog noises anyways...
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
I did the Pacer Test yesterday!
Pacer Test
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When you are in a social / public situation and have the urge to pass a considerable amount of gas. If it has been a long time since your last fart, you are unsure of:
1) The sound level (volume) of the fart
2) The smell level (stench) of the fart
... so you let out a small amount of the fart in a discreet fashion- thus you have let a test fart.
Frank was in church the other day and had to fart really bad. He said he intended to let a test fart but instead of a squibbler, it turned out to be a blastus and he wound up shitting his pants in the middle of the sermon. Damn, what an idiot!
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Travel out of the country for 2 weeks to a destination such as Europe to test if your girlfriend will become a psycho when you don't communicate for that period of time.
Tell your girlfriend you're going on a backpacking trip through Europe for 2 weeks, and say you won't be able to contact her until you return. If she forgets the fact you went to Europe, e-mails you angry messages, cheats on you, then tries to tell you not to check your messages after she found out you were on a backpacking trip in Europe... She failed the Europe test, and you're better off without her.
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