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grad student

1. adj.
lifeless; without hope
2. n.
a sense of despair
3. v.
to make a really poor decision

see: game over

"Man I really grad-studented when I decided to eat that rotten hot-dog last night."
"That dead bum we just passed sent a shudder of grad student through me."

by OMH December 13, 2005

194πŸ‘ 137πŸ‘Ž


grad student

Someone who postpones his unemployment, by staying in College to further his degree. Can be from between 2-to-8 years. A grad student is either a lazy bum who doesn’t want to leave College , or an overachieving dork.

Student 1: Man I gotta start finding a job tomorrow.Student 2: Nah, just become a grad student, and kick back another couplea years. Hey there’s a kegger tomorrow, you in?

by banky123 July 20, 2006

217πŸ‘ 168πŸ‘Ž


exchange student

a person that comes to stay with you for a specified amount of time, from another country, and helps you learn their language. usually.

Dude 1: Man who are those people? I cant understand a word they're saying

Dude 2: You're so dumb, they're obviously exchange students!

by mlia425 October 10, 2009

61πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


AP student

these type of students truly hate themselves and have absolutely no life what so ever and are striving hard to be the best they can which ultimately leads to failure. The average AP student takes over 3 AP classes. Some students have realized what a grave mistake this was and are contemplating dropping out and haven't done their work or studied for a test since September. Of course, there are the super extra hard workers and the naturally smart absorbing information person.... and then everybody else in between. Also, you've probably cried while doing homework or studying or at least tried to

john: I'm going to be an AP student and become very successful and go to a good college
Matt: That's awesome!
*2 years later*
Matt: You wanna go out tomorrow
John: Can't I have 6 tests tomorrow and three projects due and I haven't done anything and I wanna die and drop out and regret all of my life decisions

by peasant101 January 31, 2017

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


York Student

A sleep deprived, Caffeine addicted student who seems to strive for perfection in their school work. whether they do or not is a different story.

Don't pay any attention to David, he is a York Student

by Dear Claire December 30, 2009

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Campbell student

Someone with enough time and money on their hands to sit at a school in the middle of nowhere, and do absolutely nothing, and go absolutely nowhere, and eat absolute crap for up to 8 years of their meaningless life

Hey, why does that guy have absolutely no personality at all? Oh, thats Matthew, he went to Campbell University.

by Matthew April 3, 2005

30πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


The Student Council

These b!tc#es that won't stop fucking pepper spraying me!

Amogus Person: Have you ever heard of the student council?
Amogus Crewmate: Yeah, I heard those bitches
The Student Council: Surprise! *pepper sprays amogus*
Screen reads: Killed by a student council member, Amogus

by JayMoneySpamsL2 December 8, 2021