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The Rift 101, is the most awesome person ever. He's so ultimately awesome that he'll instantaniously kick your ass just by looking at you. He will grow up and invent the machine that makes bad people ugly. He will free the slaves up the river who live with Barry White and Walt Whitman, and his also ultimately awesome blue ox, Emily Dickinson, who happens to be in a relationship with space Santa. He will fix the people mover that Walt Whitman broke because Walt Whitman bought him a pistachio ice cream cone. He will restore Walt Whitman's name and give him back his trusty sweaty wrestler bazooka so he can destroy the evil looneytunes robot army which The Rift 101 will also create in the future to save humanity from the hellish minions of Wal Mart in 2034, and to aid the army of genetically engineered, highly civilized blue tigers who are pinned down on the planet Chenieg IV because thier BushWacker Rifles ran out of ammunition.
The Rift 101 is your future ruler. The Rift 101 is NOT fruit flavored. The Rift 101 will kick your ass so bad with his pinky that your dead ancestors will feel it.
The Rift 101 is da SHIZZ!
Pwang & Wanker. The best words ever.
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Ed, Edd n Eddy's homeroom taught by the Kankers. Also they get raped lol
"I hope Kevin is teaching touchy feely 101 today" - Edd
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Touchy Feely 101 is an elective that you can take 7th grade and onward, in this class there must be an equal amount of boys and girls(Teacher counts), if in this class you are the highest performing student you pick a partner and do the midair dong suck
Lee: "Today's lesson: Touchy Feely 101. But first–" dragging the Eds out "–a little visual aid. Assistants May and Marie! If you would be so kind."
May: "Would I ever!"
May and Marie drag their chosen pupils into restroom stalls.
Edd: "Wait I–I haven't studied for this lesson!" They begin to kiss.
Ed and Edd: "RUN AWAY!"
Ed: "Holy smoly!"
Eddy: petrified "Okay, that's it! I'm telling the teacher on you!"
Lee: "I'm all ears, my little teachers pet."
Lee cackles and shoves Eddy into a stall. Outside, the sign falls off the door, revealing it as it really is: a girls' bathroom.
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The GT Xpress 101 is an Infomercial Product bolstered by "Cooking expert," Cathy Mitchell, in tow with an obscure guest named Joe Farago, a purportedly struggling actor who briefly hosted 80's game show "Break the Bank." It opens with Joe standing in a "kitchen," before a counter with a myriad of "appetizing," meals. Cathy walks in and introduces the "revolutionary," GT Xpress 101. She commences to make omelets and breakfast sandwiches, she makes a "Pizza pita," and two wraps. There is break for testimonials. We return and she shows off the food, staying for only a second, and she barely cuts the food in half before moving on. She fills the wells with pancake mix and drops a hot dog in, for a "corn dog." They discuss the health benefits, forgetting to mention that Cathy dumps approximately 10 pounds of shredded cheese on everything, which she probably prepared with Vince Shlomi's, "Graty," from the Slap Chop infomercial. Not only that, she makes commercial Cinnamon Buns and drops candy bars and cookies into chocolate cake, raising the Calorie count. Her beady eyes undoubtedly suck the naive viewers into the warped dimension of Infomercial Hell as she raves about a disgusting dish she calls "Stuffed Soup." But wait! Her and Hubby Joe return for the GT Xpress 101 Redi Set-Go, where we discover her obsession for Pizza, "Cookizza," Cinnamon Buns, Egg dishes (with a mountain of cheese), Chocolate Candy Bar Cake, and Stuffed Soup returns for honorable mention as a three ingredient or less recipe. Yes folks, a life changing invention, the GT Xpress 101 will make life fun and easy, while you unknowingly consume Candy Bar Cake and Hot dog pancakes, Cathy's black Magic will surely take your soul to Hell with her.
I stayed up late last night and saw an Infomercial for the GT Xpress 101, I had nightmares of Demons all night after I saw Cathy Mitchell's eyes.
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Never follow a guy with whom your freind has had a previous talking stage with, or currently is.
One of my friends followed a guy I used to talk to, what a slut that's common girl code 101
101 Dalmatian Street centers around a large family of 99 Dalmatian puppies whose names begin with the letter "D", and their parents, Doug and Delilah, the latter of whom is a great-great granddaughter of Pongo and Perdita. They often leave the eldest siblings, Dylan and Dolly, in charge while they are busy at work. The Dalmatians live by themselves at 101 Dalmatian Street, located in Camden Town, London in the 21st century, with no human supervision as their owner Dodie Smith, an eccentric billionaire, left them her house and went to live on an island. This show can be watched on Disney+
Person: Let's watch 101 Dalmatian Street on Disney+
Person 2: Ok
Walt Disney World Park lingo for a ride breaking down temporary.
Jeff and John waited for hours because Space Mountain ride went 101!
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