cal high

gayest school ever, in San Ramon, which is the whitest city ever
its a blizzard that smells like fish, seriously
everybody is a druggy

everyone smokes at the back of the school

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cal

chuckle a little
-special modifier - cal cal cal =
chuckle a lot

-"ito zapata is a f'ing retard"
-"cal cal cal"

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Val Cal

Those who reside specifically in the Central Valley of California live in Val Cal. Simply a more specified region or NorCal, similar to the reference "Yay Area" for those in the Bay Area.

Why does everyone assume that because I'm from NorCal I'm from the Bay. I'm from Val Cal bitch.

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cal poly

usually where most of the UC-Berkeley engineering rejects go - don't deny the fact that Cal is still years ahead of you in engineering and science

Cal's EECS program >>>>>>>>>>>> any other school's similar program, except for maybe MIT

Cal's Haas School of Business >>>>>>>> *

Average GPA and SAT score of admitted EECS applicants: 4.45 and 1460, 4.0+ and 1400+ for engineering applicants overall, whereas cow poly's at 3.87 and 1280.

that, and the area near cow poly's kennedy library smells like shit - at least we don't have to worry about having an ag department

i wasn't smart enough to get into Berkeley, nor even competitve enough to survive,

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cal is on me

slang. Coloquial english used especially by inner city youth meaning This dude better not steal on me while that other cat tapin.
More often then not the above phrase preceeds the speaker being stole on while "that other cat" records the events

"Oh you mad cuz im stylin on you
You could have better gear and couldnt style it on me
Plus the cal is on me..."
*DUFF!!*

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cal-o

People really good at CS, but aren't so obseesed so they have nothing else to do.

"I'm in Cal-o, you must be good"

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Cal Poly

A decent state university filled with people who harbor great resentment toward UC Berkeley, probably because they got rejected from there and had to stoop to a CSU.

I could give a long rant as to why Berkeley is better than cal poly, but the sheer number of definitions that attempt to bash Berkeley with petty comments speaks for itself.

Cal Poly Grad: Berkeley sucks! Bunch a pot smokin hobos!

Berkeley Grad: Please, whine more. No one even question's UCB's quality due to our world class engineering programs, nobel prize winning faculty, and amazing job prospects after college.

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