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Claire

Amazing Artist, Worth millions, Creator of minions and elementary envelopes that scare away the mail man, twin of Shaina, sneaky and conniving. Reads minds, bracelet maker, disapproves of the usage of drugs and alcohol and SEX. Will be the first artist, twin president. Thoughtful, blonde, and a party animal. Doesnt buy people dinner before sleeping with them. Secretly buys drugs, but does not use them. Got married in vegas one time. Loves bugs life, and finding nemo. Also, encourages gay marriages. Claire is GOING to be the best person ever.

"Man Emylee, did you see that girl?"
"Yeah Marissa, She was Definitely a CLAIRE."
"I want one."
"Don't worry, she will send you a minion in the mail."

Thats whats GOING on.

by The TRUth Speaka June 13, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Claire

A girl who is absolutely perfect in every single way. Everyone loves her so much that they ignore her. But she knows that they all love her. She definitely didn't write this definition herself.

Claire: Hi everyone, you don't have to tell me how perfect I am! I already know!
Everyone else: Ok we won't
Claire: I love you too!

by clairybear38 January 17, 2013

21๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Claire

Badass bitch

Claire's a badass bitch

by Bananamantaki August 17, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Claire

Name for someone who is a straight up rat. Tattles at every opportunity. Owns it and takes pride in being a rat. She thinks she's a spy, or an investigator, when in reality she is simply a tool.

You must walk on eggshells when you are around Claire. She conspires with Karen.

I used a curse word the other day at work. Claire reported me for being problematic and I had to take a pay cut.

by ye olde internet June 17, 2022

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Claire

Claire is probably the most boring person you can meet. She will talk about one subject for hours at a time until you have fallen asleep. Then she will try to murder you.

Look out! Claire's coming! You better hide.

by A_Manwithhiv February 18, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Claire

A tallish girl with brown eyes and naturally brown hair but who loves to dye it red (like Ariel). A great friend, slightly repulsive (kidding!), and who is obsessed with Winnie the Pooh and High School Musical. Chocoholic who goes crazy when given caffeine. Kind-hearted on the inside, no matter how crazy she tends to be on he outside. (:

1. Person 1: Whose that person hyped up on caffeine and laughing really loudly?
Person 2: Oh, she looks like a Claire.
2. Person 1: Whose that girl who looks really pretty and is talking a bunch of people?
Person 2: Looks like a Claire!!

by BUMBLEBEEZHAHAHAHA August 26, 2012

16๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Claire

Claire is a name and a french word the name "Claire" is a short, funny, beautiful (even if she denies it) ,and most of all smart. most Claires have ADHD. the french word claire is a noun it describes a beautiful funny intelligent mean person and yeah

she is a claire she is a snob.....claire is an awesome girl

by hihihihihihoehoehoehoehoe June 10, 2013

14๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž