Sex that is dry and dissatisfying, or cheesy and boring like sex in a romantic comedy
Girl 1.. how was last night?
Girl 2.. two words, Dorito sex!!
Basically he umm the um the when the vto when the vitoan the viot
bro can you veliebe that the vito has nt seen dogfather
Man i cannot beliee that Vito the Dorito ahs not seen the godtfhater
When you insert a dorito into a girls pussy and then have her fart out of her pussy to launch a dorito into your mouth
Bro last night I made my girl become a dorito launcher it was bussin
When a drawn person, usually a male anime character, has an especially elongated, pointed chin. Named for the resemblance to the triangular Dorito chip. Possibly coined by the yaoi parody 'Dorito-Faced Bad Touch Sempai-san (and Shota Boy)'
90s anime is full of dorito faces
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when a male is heaving sex with someone then cums on some Doritos to make a tasty snack for the women
i like Doritos jizz.it was tasty!!!!!
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A term for food that you have bitten off of, that some other mother fucker desided to put in his/her face afterword, just for the purpose of making what they did much more discusting than it sounds after shouting "you ate my biological dorito" Dorito can also be replaced with other words such as:
Biological Apple
Biological Cake
Biological Sandwich
Ect....
You:*bites off a chip*
You:*drops the chip*
Motherfucker:*takes chip and shoves it in face*
You:"I bit that you know..."
Motherfucker:"SO?!"
You:"It was in my mouth.."
Motherfucker:" I dont care."
You:"BASTARD YOU ATE MY BIOLOGICAL DORITO."
Motherfucker:"god, i feel sick."
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When you get Doritos on your fingers and cant wipe them off.
girl in romantic movie- grab my hand
guy- hell no i got Dorito Fingers
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