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A fucking cunt. The type to get high off of cough syrup.
Hey man, dont do that. That's something a Jackson would do!
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The name given to a stranger or long-term acquintance whose
real name you have no intention of ever learning.
A command given to a good buddy who has really got to calm down or else he will endanger losing the privilege of your friendship.
You: "Would you mind telling me how to get to the subway?"
Stranger: "No problem. Three blocks to the north and one to the east."
You: "Thanks Jackson."
Buddy: "Timmy's mother's funeral is at 4:00."
You: "You've told me that four times."
Buddy: "And now I'm telling you again."
You: "At ease, Jackson."
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Jackson, one of the most homosexual names you could ever give to a human being. Boys named Jackson will never have a chance with girls because everyone obviously knows he is a cock gobbling queer. You can find many Jacksons wearing cowboy boots riding the mechanical bull at a cowboy bar better than most pornstars. You can also find them 80% of the time looking at himself in the mirror flexing his small pasty white arms, then sending out a mass snap to everyone on snap about how they just did arm day for the past 5 days. I truly feel sorry for anyone that has this god forsaken name and any parent who legally gave him this name was just doing it to fuck the kids life up.
"how do my biceps look?" Jackson shut up you incredibly homosexual man"
"Ah yes Jackson! He dog fucked my friends boyfriend because he had 3% body fat."
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Jackson is a sexy beast who loves to suck Nathan’s penis. He will always hump Bear and lick his mom all over
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Depends on which Jackson. Some Jacksons can be pretty chill, but others are total fuckboys. Jackson the fuckboy is usually an arrogant, egotistic person and they believe that they are the king of the world.
"Hey, you're Jackson right?"
"Yup. But call me King Jackson. Or Mr Jackson. Or Doctor Jackson. Or Professor Jackson. Any of those work."
"But you aren't a king, or a doctor or a professor"
"I will be."
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The guy with the worlds smallest penis when he has an erection it comes out his asshole
Man that guy has such a Jackson
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