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One of a select few chosen ones in the galaxy who has attained a mastery of the art of cock handling beyond human capabilities. Jedi Cockmasters typically can make a penis erupt without even being in the same room.
"That brazilian whore we meant in miami was insane, true Jedi Cockmaster!
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The Presbyterian Church according to Episode III Backstroke of The West
"I was made by the Presbyterian Church" - Anakin Skywalker
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a bong that incapacitates a seasoned stoner (a red eye knight) either by getting really high or throwing up.
"My Jedi Slayer made the berserker yak it"
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When two homosexuals undertake in anal sex, and they both pull out when they are done and slap them together like light-sabers.
Man that was a crazy night Joe... we will never tell anyone about the Dirty Jedi we did
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someone who has almost supernatural prowess in the sexual arts.
Jill" Did you hear about how good Ben was in the sack last night?
Amy" yeah he was good be he's no sexual jedi."
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being a mind reading mo'fuck psychic
dude !
your stuck to being a jedi man !
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Whilst having anal sex with a female hop on her back and tell her "strong with the force young skywalker is". Then as she complains tell her, "that is why you fail". Then, remove your weiner and commense hitting her in the head with it until you cum in her hair.
"Did you hear what padame or panda bear or whatever the fuck her name is did with darth vader?"
"NO?!"
"They did the angry Jedi, and afterwards did the Angry Pile of Sith."
"OMGZZZZZ!"
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