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A meme master is an individual who's passionate about memes or displays mastery in their creation and usage. It is a synonym for meme lord.
"That meme master memed me so hard I couldn't even meme straight for 420 days."
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A man who is greatly skilled in handling any bait, preferably the large nightcrawler he's got in his trousers.
"Uhhhh uncle Rick...why are you taking your pants off?"
"Now you see here sonny...to hook a big sumbitch you need a big worm and lucky for us, I happen to be a master baiter myself"
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A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.
Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.
The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."
Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."
Another colorful way to describe the male member; in some instances, quite eloquently.
I introduced her to my sin master last night
a guy who is always salty or negative.The people he cares about are the ones he treats the worst cause he doesnt know how to show emotion and gets aggravated.Be careful the salt is contagious.
That question was so mean the salt master definitely wrote that on my formspring
It doesn't exist...
Younglings were too young to listen to master windu.
Didn't I tell you already?
Master Skywalker doesn't exist!
The all knowing protector of self-cooled refreshment apparatus. He who is named Fridge Master will and shall defend the refrigerants with not only his life, but with his soul. The Fridge Master is also appointed the ability to instantly materialize any refrigerated item from thin air, allowing him or her never to starve or dehydrate. As well as fridge magic, he can also sense when a fridge is being tampered with, and can instantly freeze the intruder.
Throughout the time that the self-contained refrigeration device was invented, only three people have ever held the title as Fridge Master: Albert Einstein, who held the title for 23 years, John F. Kennedy, who was appointed temporary Fridge-ship due to high risk of himself being assassinated, and a third Master, who remains nameless even today.
Not much is known about these mysterious Coolant Warlocks. Any and all research into the matter has been silenced harshly by either the government or otherwise. All that is known for certain is that there is a higher power, a silent protector, a watchful guardian, that is never late, nor is he early. He is always on time to make sure your refrigerated items are safe from harm.
Guy 1: Did you hear that someone at the University tried to mess with people's food in the cafeteria? Police said they found his body completely frozen, with one hand on the refrigerator door
Guy 2: The Fridge Master works in mysterious ways.