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The most entertaining rap I have listened to to date
Your momma's wack, your granny's wack, I keep a handy wipe in my fanny pack
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A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
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A FLAWLESS, ICONIC, QUEEN. HE DOES NO WRONG AND IS SCOTT HOYING’S RIGHT HAND MAN.
Mitch Grassi is so amazing!
Did you see Mitch Grassi on Superfruit? He was so funny!
A man who brought great humor into the world until he died early 2005. It was a great loss. He has produced some excellent CDs, and I very much suggest that you go and buy them.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.
(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"
and
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
And who could forget...
"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
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Nickname for Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell since he blocked legislation to improve election security and help protect against meddling by Russia or other countries
Since there was massive interference by Russia in the 2016 elections most people want to make our elections more secure but Moscow Mitch has blocked legislation to do so.
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Mitch Rowland is the wonderful, amazing, beautiful and talented famous guitarist in a band which Harry Styles sings for. Harry is a good singer but not as good as Mitch!
Veronica: Who is the best person in the world?
Honey: Mitch Rowland!
Veronica: Isn’t he also the definition of perfect?
Honey: Yes! 100% yes! And you should also stream She featuring Harry Styles but start it at 3:38
The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.
Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.
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